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Jerry: Excuse me I’d like to return this jacket.
Teller: Certainly. May I ask why?
Jerry: ……..For spite…
Teller: Spite?
Jerry: That’s right. I don’t care for the salesman that sold it to me.
Teller: I don’t think you can return an item for spite.
Jerry: What do you mean?
Teller: Well if there was some problem with the garment. If it were unsatisfactory in some way,then we could do it for you, but I’m afraid spite doesn’t fit into any of our conditions for a refund.
Jerry: That’s ridiculous, I want to return it. What’s the difference what the reason is.
Teller: Let me speak with the manager…excuse me ………….Bob!
(walks over to the manager and whispers)
Teller ……..spite…..(Manager walks over)
Bob: What seems to be the problem?
Jerry : Well I want to return this jacket and she asked me why and I said for spite and now she won’t take it back.
Bob: That’s true. You can’t return an item based purely on spite.
Jerry:. Well So fine then ..then I don’t want it and then that’s why I’m returning it.
Bob: Well you already said spite so……
Jerry: But I changed my mind..
Bob: No…you said spite…Too late.

(via The Wig Master)

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